Dis ya ting yah, dis all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mash up di best fruit an' make it so tasty. Ya know how Di people dem feel a good drink pon Sunday chill? Dis rum yah, it take yuh away to paradise. Ya see, some man tink rum only good for partying. But dis spirit, it got history. Every sip a trip back to di roots. So when yuh hear di ru